Who’s next ?

Well we got the bomb,

But that was good,

Cause we love peace and motherhood,

Then Russia got the bomb,

But that’s O.K.,

Cause the “balance of power’s” maintained that way.

Who’s next ?

France got the bomb, but,

Don’t you agree they’re on our side,

Or so I believe

China got the bomb but,

Have no fears,

They can’t wipe us out for least five years

Who’s next ?

Then Indonesia claimed that they,

are gonna get one any day,

South Africa wants two, that’s right,

One for the black and one for the white

Who’s next ?

Egypt is going to get one too,

Just to drop on you-know-who,

So, Israel is getting tense,

Want’s one in self-defence,

the Lord’s our shepherd say the psalm

But just in case, you better get a bomb,

Who’s next to go ?

Luxembourg, or maybe even Monaco,

We’ll Try and stay serene and calm,

When Queensland gets the bomb.