Leso Nation Masturbation

1

We went to the conference to talk with our friends,

Instead we copped all the feminist lesbians

And they were giving us a hard time

Asking what our hard line was

I said I have a hills hoist in my backyard

And that’s all ’’m committing myself to at this time.

 

2

We were just sitting there not doing what we should,

And they got into serious stuff like love and sisterhood

So they pulled nasty faces

Then they tried to chase us

Out of the joint into the cold night air

I’m beginning to see that sisterhood just ain’t fair.

 

3

You don’t like us because we won’t conform

And wear your butch-dyke uniform,

I think this is the end we don’t mean to offend,

Any of the ladies that think it’s crass,

It’s just a case that we’ve been there and done that.

 

(1st Chorus)

Well, we don’t care if you ostracise us,

Just don’t try to politicise us

Your lesbian nation’s just one big masturbation.

 

(2nd Chorus)

Well, we don’t care if you ostracise us

Just don’t try to politicise us

Your lesbian nation’s just one big hallucination

Get fucked you tight arse turds !