It comes across you quickly when you take a morning walkYou wonder if the cause of it was that ten day old porkYou feel that up your arschole you would like to shove a corkDiahorrea’s not an asset to the arseholeI’d like to say a word on it’s behalf !Then say it sister Diahorretta !Diahorrea makes me fart.Oh ! How do you solve a problem like Diahorrea ?How do you stop your stomach going round ?How do you keep the faeces in your rear ?How do you keep your dacks up off the ground ?When my tummy is confused and I’m gushing out the poosWhich have very nearly almost filled the canThen I wish my jobs were doneFor I’m funning short of bumAnd regret that I’d become a licorice fanIt’s a bother - drives you wildPlague to woman man and childIt’s a headache ! It’s a guts ache !It’s a shit !Oh ! How do you solve a problem like Diahorrea !How do you stop your stomach going round ?
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Diahorrea
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Text anonymous (≤1981). Tune : « How do you Solve a Problem like Maria ».
Paru aussi dans : South London Anarchist Group (ed.). — Anarchist song book, to tunes you know. — London [UK] : South London Anarchist Group, [1981] (p. 25).