TheTory’s song

1

A charming Conservative lady

In a beautiful decorative hat

When asked about sexual relations

She said we must bring back the cat.

 

(Chorus)

Beat them, bitch them,

That is my passionate plea (said she)

Beat them, bitch, for Tories wand flogging you see.

 

2

The Kitchen-sink school of playwriters

Who use words like bloody and hell

And queers and the long-haired pop-singers

The rapists, dand Papist as well.

 

(chorus)

 

3

The robbers, the heterosexuals,

The people who live in the slums

Most unofficial strikers

And all the unofficial mums.

 

(chorus)

 

4

The sex friends and all these highwaymen

The people who pet in the park

And what about lonely old ladies

Afraid to go home in the dark ?

 

(chorus)

 

5

Anarchism ! You must ne demented

I think you’ve go sex on the brain

Masochism ? That can be prevented

Just give them a touch of the cane.

 

(chorus)

 

6

As for thart cow Christine Keeler

Who sank Mister Macmillan’s ship

Profumo got off then too lightly

Was the masked man the Government whip.